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Genuine fake
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Is that Fido's fur, achoo...


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I laughed 'til I cried
When I heard about this
Some expose' uncovered
Dog hair in fake fur
So is it fake fur
If it has fleas in it
And if it makes you sneeze
'Cause of an allergic fit
It's like jumbo shrimp
It does not make sense
I think I'll forget fur
And forego the suspense

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 Reviews of "Genuine fake"
Reviewed on March 9, 2007
Hahahaha!!!!! That is just tooo cute,Lynn!!!!! Thank you for the chuckle!!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on March 9, 2007
LOL, this is delightful, Lynn! What a pleasure to read and smile about. Well done!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2007
Oh that's just too cute Lynn!
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed on March 9, 2007
Oh how cute...I think it is a great idea...that pooch looks adorable!

Giggle, giggle...that has to be the cutest I've seen.

Thank you for sharing,
From the Heart of an Artist...

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 9, 2007
Hee, hee, what George said..
We use to have a dog named Fido
with real dog hair fur..
Lurve ya!

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 9, 2007
I had nothing to do with it said Fido, honest. LOL


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