I took a walk
I actually
Went outside
I thought it was
A stick
But it was
A snake
It looked dead
But then its red
Tongue stuck out
It never moved
I wondered why
Then I realized
It was a
Snake in bake
Just sunbathing
Ala nat-ur-al
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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2007
Me don't care what a snake is doing
me don't like them.
love you though cuzzzz
Yeah, yesterday when I was in my flowers a snake slithered between Azalea bushes. It scared the beejeebers out of me and I threw a cup of scalding hot coffee on it. I TRIED to bake it, hosed it down with the water hose and then my crazy kid drove up. "Whatch'a, doin', Mom, a stompin' like that?"
"Snake!" I said and the crazy nut tried to catch it. I nearly went ballistic. At that moment I told him to go find a switch so I could bang him with it. He laughed and the snake hissed and I went into the house. Too danged early for any kind of snake...sun bathing, dead or alive.
He was tryin' to get a tan. LOL Adorable write, glad the snake didn't bite you! :) He sure was a sneaky snake, though; I probably would have screamed had he moved! LOL Very well done, Lynn; enjoyed this snakey tale~
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL at "no hisses for YOU!" LOL *HISSSSSSSS* Oops. Sorry; that one slipped! LOL
Yipe. Snakes creep me out...but not as much as spiiiiiiiiiiders! LOL Sunbathing, au-nat-u-ral. What a way to spend a Spring day...snakes can get away with it, we can't! LOL Enjoyed this write. No hisses for YOU!
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me don't like them.
love you though cuzzzz
"Snake!" I said and the crazy nut tried to catch it. I nearly went ballistic. At that moment I told him to go find a switch so I could bang him with it. He laughed and the snake hissed and I went into the house. Too danged early for any kind of snake...sun bathing, dead or alive.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL at "no hisses for YOU!" LOL *HISSSSSSSS* Oops. Sorry; that one slipped! LOL
Yipe. Snakes creep me out...but not as much as spiiiiiiiiiiders! LOL Sunbathing, au-nat-u-ral. What a way to spend a Spring day...snakes can get away with it, we can't! LOL Enjoyed this write. No hisses for YOU!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.