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Here's the dip
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
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It is all in the timing...


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I walked into the room
And announced, "Here's the dip"
All eyes were on me
I wanted to flip
Backwards and start over
I felt stupid and lame
But a plate of
Smashed beans and chips
Were to blame



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 Reviews of "Here's the dip"
Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on May 6, 2007
You hav captured a moment that eveyone encounters at one time or another.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 6, 2007
The dip looks sick
I hope the dip had a good taste...
I know you wouldn't do your family wrong..
With love cuzzzzz.

Reviewed on May 6, 2007
Cute! Enjoyed your dip!
B&R

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 6, 2007
A smashing plate fit for a king. LOL

Reviewed on May 6, 2007
Looks yummy to me anyway...get a little cheese, jalenos, and I will be on my way with that plate!
Yumm...have fun
~Gwendolyn

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 6, 2007
Shouldn't it say, "Who's the dip?" Chuckles.

Ron

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on May 6, 2007
LOL...it is all in the delivery, isn't it Lynn? Somehow I am guessing that within a moment not only did everyone cease with the obvious retort, but downed that delicious dip as well.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on May 6, 2007
Real cute...Hugssss


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