The "f" word...

I got told
I had grass on my ass
Watched belly dancing
In a hotel room
Witnessed a friendship
Tested over
A card game past midnight
And was asked to
Yell shut up along
With 10,000 other women
Women of faith
Definitely know
How to have fun
Glory! Halleluiah!

*Just back from attending a Women of Faith event in Rochester NY with 10,000 others, (the belly dancing card players were my sister, her friend, and my Mom) and learned all about the "f" word.........FUN!*

PS Oh yeah...a lady behind me on the escalator told me about the grass I must have picked up on my behind after eating my boxed lunch. Those were her exact words. Too funny!