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Hot squash!
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Little did I know...


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I heard a noise
From the microwave
A sizzle and a pop
I opened the door
And grabbed
Without a stop
Or a thought
To what I was doing
Until I felt the steam
From the fork-pricked
Zuccini I was preparing
This was no dream
The blister on my finger
Reminds me to beware
Those squash are hot topics
Nukers, take care

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 Reviews of "Hot squash!"
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
and that's the very reason that squash of any cooked form should be outlawed.

dan

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Suppose to wait 5 seconds after the beeper goes off befo the door is opened, but who does?
Take care of yore itty bitty ditty burn..
Hope your not in too much pain..
Love ya! Cuzz
Ron


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