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Milking the rice grain
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How do I do it...


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I am making my own rice milk
It sounds so silly to say
How do you milk the rice grain
There is a certain way
You have to go about it
It's not like it's a cow
With teats that have to be pulled
It's a tiny bit, so how now
You take a cup of Minute Rice
And add it to hot water
Four cups is what it takes
And after you think you oughter
You blend it 'til it incorporates
And pour it through a sieve
When you can't drink dairy or soy
Rice milk's the better way to live

*Moo-less in NY*




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Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 12, 2007
I sometimes think I would die without milk, especially chocolate...ed

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on November 10, 2007
I have already seen this, but never tried.
A recipoem, this is what you should call this piece! :-)

Axilea

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 10, 2007
I haven't experienced this before
Love ya cuzz i do...

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 10, 2007
Interesting, Lynn. I'd never heard of rice milk before. Thank you. Best wishes to you,

Regis


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