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Save the turkey
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And I do mean...save the turkey

Turkey with gravy Turkey on the side Turkey with cranberries Turkey skewered and fried Turkey in a sandwich Turkey alone on a plate After Thanksgiving I can not wait To stop having turkey I'll have anything but I'll have pork or beef Even turtle gut It's not that I hate them I've just had enough Of drumsticks and breasts And all that turkey stuff

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Reviews of "Save the turkey"

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

Reviewed on November 26, 2007

In the end it's all just filling, try broccolli, and live healthy ever after! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 26, 2007

Women, children & turkey's first,
Let the men suffer, burn & burst...Ed

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on November 26, 2007

How true cuzz. I tire of
the T-Bird quick.
Finally got me phone on.
Love ya much cuzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ron

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on November 26, 2007

Only time I eat turkey is on Thanksgiving; the rest of the year, if I see another turkey.........LOL Excellent!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on November 26, 2007

"turtle gut"...damn girl, I got a slew of gophers on my property...Want me to round ya up a few?
I went to my sisters for Thanksgiving and came home with NO LEFTOVERS...I want some turkey! You can have the turtle gut!
:)
Silly hoot...
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on November 26, 2007

Probably why I did not have any turkey at all, Lynn. Thanks for sharing the humor within the truth of it all (LOL). Love and peace,

Regis

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