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The itsy bitsy ego...
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
  
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Finger plays aren't just for preschoolers...writers can have fun, too...

The itsy bitsy ego
Went down the drain, my friend
Once in the sewer
It broke down into sledge
Next as a liquid
It changed, oh my, oh dread
But wait! It is a flowing
And I think it rose up red

-don't step on my ego...said the overflowing septic system

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 Reviews of "The itsy bitsy ego..."
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2003
And then there is the ID...[smiles]
Cute one.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
Hardy, har, har, har....
I dug this.........
Some egos can stink?
Me go dig up my ego (I'm in a silly mood)

Reviewed on May 4, 2003
Ha! I liked this one...love it!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on May 4, 2003
Oh this one sis adorable....


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