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Humpty Dumpty sat on a ...
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...that good old egg..."Humpty"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a fig
Humpty Dumpty wore a pink wig
All of the passersby laughed
For six days
Then on the seventh;
Hard boiled him
And ate...

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 Reviews of "Humpty Dumpty sat on a ..."
Reviewed by Sherry Russell BCBT BCETS (Reader)
Reviewed on August 1, 2003
How absolutely comical! I love it!

Reviewed by Leysa Lowery
Reviewed on May 6, 2003
Mmmm. A tasty offering! LOL!

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on May 6, 2003
hehehe, just my kind of humour.

Reviewed by Trixie Love
Reviewed on May 6, 2003
LOL...cute write..

Trixie :)

Reviewed by Linda Murray
Reviewed on May 6, 2003
Cute one. I have taught the other Humpty Dumpty to many a child. I don't know if they would go for the" and ate."..though. ((laugh,laugh)))

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on May 5, 2003
silly, silly....i giggled...

Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2003
After six days of sitting on a fig, I think I'd be ready to go.
Thanks for the chuckle...
-James

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2003
Poor guy. [smiles] Cute poem.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 5, 2003
It don't pay to be different .... He could've roasted a pig.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2003
me thinks we are kin? hee, hee
Thanks for the laugh. You've got
to be good with childern...
Keep being funny cuzzz.....you are


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