I told the hairdresser to do whatever she wanted to do with my thick, heavy head of hair...

I sat down in the cutting chair
I told the girl to, "Go ahead."
And do whatever she wanted to
With my hair, my heavy head of lead
A duck's down might be feathery
But it holds the water well
And my hair is like duck's down
And makes me feel un-"swell"
When I get sweaty and water pours
Out of my scalp to stay
On hair shafts; it holds on real tight
So "cut cut cut" I did say...
And cut cut cut, is what she did
But heck, I like it, it's true ...
I may have hair like a common duck
But a fancy "do" I sport, woo hoo!