I waitress at my own diner
And characters abound
A lady told me yesterday
Mental problems
Are the common ground
Of the people who
Come to my place
And laughed I did, "He He"
Cause she could not be
More correct
If she'd swallowed
Cof-off-fee
Those who seek
The company
Of others not afraid
Of being themselves
Completely
"Come dine with us
You're safe"
-phonies not allowed...only the nuts...
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Reviewed by Sherry Russell BCBT BCETS (Reader)
Reviewed on August 1, 2003
How true! No mooncalf optimism here! I'm safe to dine with you for sure.
I love it!
LMAO...oh yes this is VERY GOOD!
Ahhhhh the spices and nuts of life...we all need them don't we?! :O)
~Nikki~
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 8, 2003
Hee. hee, they have to be fed too?
Must be a joy to meet all the different
people who come in. I bet some just drink
coffee? Thanks for your comments cuzz your SWEET
Reviewed by Dorothy
Reviewed on June 8, 2003
LMAO..Lynn do you have a franchised diner in NY? Cheers? I was almost there.. I was thinking like Frasier..lol he's a nut magnet..haha Great write..=) donna
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I love it!
Great write, and lots of fun too!
Maria
Ahhhhh the spices and nuts of life...we all need them don't we?! :O)
~Nikki~
Must be a joy to meet all the different
people who come in. I bet some just drink
coffee? Thanks for your comments cuzz your SWEET