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Computer woes begone...
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
  
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My son the Computer Dr. made a house call...

I told him of my computer woes
The pop ups and the waiting
He hopped into his white cool car
And came before mother tried fainting
He sat before the screen, he did
And worked his computer magic
With all his genius and his strength
He saved me from megala tragic
Now, happier am I, yoo hoo
Cause sonny cleaned the computer poo

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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 15, 2003
Be careful what you sign up for or join on the net. You have a good son. I would help your puter too, but you live way, way, off cuzz you do. Loves ya! Ron

Reviewed on July 14, 2003
Lynn I read you loud and clear here and it was good. Those pop ups are a pain. smiles G
EM

Reviewed on July 14, 2003
Hmmmm....wish your son would come HERE to our local library and get rid of all these annoying porno or pop-up ads too whenever I go to some of the sites I go to (and, no, they are NOT adult sites, btw!)! But they strike irregardless, and they are nothing but a ROYAL pain in MY ASS!!! >:( GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad they don't have Keopectate for computers; that'd be a SURE FIRE cure for all this DAMN SPAM!!!!! LOL

Good rant; rant on, my friend! :)

((((((((HUGS)))))))))) and love, your friend in Texas, Karen Lynn. :) LOL

Reviewed on July 14, 2003
LOLOLOLOL

*dang the computer poo* hate pop ups...they're like diarrhea...never know when they're gonna strike :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on July 13, 2003
hehehehe...very cute...nicely written.

Reviewed on July 13, 2003
This was cute!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 13, 2003
Great write, Lynn. It's majic, you know.


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