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Jeepers Creepers Peepers...
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
  
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Okay, we finally put up some curtains...

The valances were good enough
Until I'd come home late
I looked into our entire house
From outside and did hate
That I could see the whole
Darn room that we relax into
I all of a sudden didn't
Want to be so all up close
So curtains went up
Yes, they did
And hubby hung the rod
I asked him if he'd
Measured first
And he said he did not
So in the room I walked
And noticed it was crooked
Oh no! There may be
Curtains in the room
But tipped my head
Does go...

-Can't have everything...see no more...

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 Reviews of "Jeepers Creepers Peepers..."
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2003
I love to just be able to see out side. Curtians collect too much dust. Have curtains in some of the house. Always enjoy your work cuzz....

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
oo I know just what you mean....I have a hubby like that bless him hehehehe....you know I cant bear for anyone to be able to see in.....I mean a girl likes a bit of prvacy....for whatever I get up to!
Lovely comical write.

Reviewed by Sherry Russell BCBT BCETS (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2003
Sounds like I hung your curtains! Great poem

Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on August 6, 2003
I hate hanging curtains too and curtain rails,
nicely written
steve


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