I'm stoned
I'm not cloned
My head is aching
My back is breaking
These sand-like pebbles
Are kick ass rebels
Invading my body
They hurt a lotty
I hope they leave me
When I go potty
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Reviewed by Sherry Russell BCBT BCETS (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2003
God bless your heart! Honestly, that is so well described and so cute but I feel your pain! Glad that is over! I love this poem.
Reviewed by Marco Landi (Reader)
Reviewed on October 3, 2003
Cute ...maybe the affair would be less painful...? lol
OMG, STONES!! OOOOOh Mega ouch. My absolute sympathy/empathy to you, I had to biggins in my left Kidney, one passed through during the second trimester of my last pregancy, thought me and bub were both gonners, and then, after i had to have two lots of surgery during the preg, they got one out, and left the other till i had her. Keyhole surgery, but you know what, I have had six kids all up, and I swear I would rather have a baby than the mind bending pain of stones.
OK aside from all that history of my life ( drivel) etc, Great Poem, and funny, in the face of an unfunny situation. Loved it. Come and visit me soon.
Hope they pass soon, i really feel for ye.
Love Ch'erie
Reviewed by L M (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
Very humorous write.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
You can sure make me laugh cuzz. The Axelson gen? Hope your not in pain too long. My feet hurt from working on concrete, but I'm still living. Love ya cuzz I do......Ron Axelson......
Reviewed by Kevin Mc Crum (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
Clever and humorous!
Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
God, I HATE when that happens!
I asked my Doc what the best thing for kidney stones was, he said Tequila. Won't cure them, but you won't mind that much.
-James
Reviewed by Jessica Stanfield (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2003
Funny. But also serious for you I imagine. But with this poem you make some great tasting lemonade out of, what sounds like, some pretty sour lemons! Thanks for letting me read it.
- J -
ow! this one made me hurt..hope you feel better soon! :( (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. awww, does poor lynnie have an achy in her tum-tum??? poor, poor baby....
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OK aside from all that history of my life ( drivel) etc, Great Poem, and funny, in the face of an unfunny situation. Loved it. Come and visit me soon.
Hope they pass soon, i really feel for ye.
Love Ch'erie
I asked my Doc what the best thing for kidney stones was, he said Tequila. Won't cure them, but you won't mind that much.
-James
- J -
*ouch* felt this deep in my gut
hysterically funny write about a not so funny problem *happens when i eat cheese TMI!!!!*
hope you feel better soon--how's the leg? :)
(((HUGS))) and love,
karla. :)