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The stone saga...
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No pain...no stone?
I have a good sized kidney stone I saw it on the scan The pain I felt Has gone away So has the stone? I have to ask I'm experiencing a bit of guilt For feeling this darn good Perhaps the rock thing Disappeared And I won't have to partake In that procedure Where they take Some sound waves To my back And blast away At that hard stone So it will crack Whack whack... --a girl can dream--

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Reviewed by Rodd Jokre (Reader)

Reviewed on October 22, 2003

Good write! Cheers to you!

Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Reviewed on October 13, 2003

nice witty little piece Lynn, glad you're feeling great. G

Reviewed by Lee Garrett

Reviewed on October 12, 2003

Very nice--rife with gentle wit and guarded optimism.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on October 11, 2003

I hope you have good luck with the stone. Maybe the stone rolled on out.
I love your positive attitude. (Axelson thingy?)
Love ya cuzz your Lynn............

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