I had my kidney stone pulverized
They said it got done well
And now I wait for sand to come
Out of my hem and haw, can't tell
Cause if I do this poem will
Become too gross for some
And others might not
A-ppre-ci-ate
My graphic ren-di-she-un
Of sifting sand that passes out
Of my bo-di-ly functions
But this I must do for two weeks
So Doc can examine-un-em
To see what caused that now
Blasted stone
And I can avoid what did
So checking out my voidances
Is what I'm into, Sid...
Oh, Sandy! You have me ROFHSLOL! Very well said and... done. It reminds me of a short poem I wrote to the hospital staff while I recovered from surgery. And, of course, you can go home until you have a "BM." So, I wrote the final line of "Ode to The Commode": "So, here I sit... and still can't sh.."~~ Well, you know what they expect you to do.
When you have time, come by and visit my A/D pages.
Love in Christ~~
Bonnie Q
Unicorn Haven
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2003
OUCH!! LOL I enjoyed this to the fullest...AND I UNDERSTOOD FULLER! LOL! Ever seen the movie "The Green Mile"? OOOOOOH LADY! I appreciated this good humor--and pain! :)
Thanks! :)
Teresa Emilie
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 22, 2003
Have heard that some of the water we drink can give stones.
Always enjoy your writing cuzz....
Lurve ya!........Ron
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When you have time, come by and visit my A/D pages.
Love in Christ~~
Bonnie Q
Unicorn Haven
Thanks! :)
Teresa Emilie
Always enjoy your writing cuzz....
Lurve ya!........Ron