I yelled out, "Whoah"
But the deer didn't hear me
I guess, cause it hit me
And smashed windows clearly
Then into the back seat it came
"Oh no"
Then out it did jump again
"GO, GO!"
Thousands of dollars later
I fear
That back seat driver
Was a most expensive deer
You must be an optimist to come up with humor out of this. I am glad that you are fine. Love and peace, Regis.
Reviewed by Sherry Russell BCBT BCETS (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2003
Humor is so important and you can be counted on to see the bright side which is wonderful and priceless. Now, do you have deerskin gloves for the cold winter up there?
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2003
I almost hit one this morning
Glad your ok, cuzz your special
Lurve ya!
Sorry about the 1,000.00'S
Very funny write, but with that twist of the not so funny. We dont have deer to worry about here, just Roo's and Bikers LOL.
Well it wasnt that funny!
Well done, glad you got out of it with your hide intact too. I can relate
:) ch'erie
oh, deer. my daddy (he lives in ohio) hit a deer once with his car, it (the deer) damaged the one side of his door, but thankfully, nothing else. he was unhurt, so that was fortunate. he tried to avoid the deer, but couldn't. good write about a scary situation. (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :(
A naïve councilman and a down-on-her-luck single mom try to save their county’s last stand of forest from greedy developers and a dysfunctional government.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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Glad your ok, cuzz your special
Lurve ya!
Sorry about the 1,000.00'S
Well it wasnt that funny!
Well done, glad you got out of it with your hide intact too. I can relate
:) ch'erie
you have all the rotten luck--! (((HUGS)))
humorous, but scary situation--it could have been so much worse
thank God you're okay and on this side of the grass
(((HUGS))) and watch out for those deer
love,
karla. :(