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Dear Santa...be a dear...
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
  
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My middle aged woman's "dear Santa" letter...

I will give away
Hot flashes
Night sweats,too
The extra weight
Is comfortable
It's true

The grandkids
Seem to like a
Chubby grandma
Oh who am I kidding
I'd love a tummy
That's flattah

So Santa, if possible
Take away my gut
And give it to...
A young skinny slut

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Reviewed on December 25, 2003
Funny Lynn, real funny, My Christmas laugh. Of course my wife and I have those stomach problems also. So we understand, mine is hard as a rock but it still sticks out. Seems like the more I exercise the bigger and harder it gets. Anyway Merry Christmas. love and cheers G

Reviewed on December 23, 2003
too funny, lynn! LOL but i am afraid i won't get skinny, not with all the gift certificates i got last night at the employee christmas party for golden corral...pizza, olive garden (YUM!), applebee's, taco hell...ah, er, BELL! SORry! (don't like taco bell! LOL) cute and funny write! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 22, 2003
Hee, hee, exercise my dear, and lay off the bread, potatos, pasta, the carbs? Your a great cuzz even if you do have a little tummy.
x0x0x Lurve ya! Happy Holidays!

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on December 22, 2003
OH hahahaha lollololo LYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH this is excellent......
{smirk}

Happy Holidays.
And Blessed New Year
Cheers heres to flattah ones.


Hugs

Peg


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