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Inside yourself...
by Lynn Barry → (All Poetry by Lynn Barry)
  
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I've heard of being beside myself...

I've heard of being "beside" myself
But what I'd like to do
Is physically get "inside" myself
And see what's happening, too
The food comes in and down it goes
But what the heck does it do?
To wind up out the end of me
And in the shape of poo poo
It sounds a little disgusting
And I don't mean to turn your tummy
I feel as if I'm two years old
Thinking about this stuff,
Hey..........I'm no rummy
I just came from the you know where
And flushing down the you know what
Made me ponder about my gut
So I imagined getting "inside" myself
And not "beside," you see
If we could get "inside" ourselves
We might wish we were a tree

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 Reviews of "Inside yourself..."
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 6, 2004
Delightfully humorous and yet thought-provoking as well. Thank you, Lynn. Love and peace, Regis.

Reviewed on January 6, 2004
funy, funn, funnie, funny Lynn. God really knew what he was doing in creation because he put the city dump right next to the city grocery store. If I can say it this way. Anyway you know what I mean. love and peace. G

Reviewed on January 5, 2004
This was funny, very insightful,

Rein

Reviewed by Debashish Haar (Reader)
Reviewed on January 5, 2004
INSIGHTFUL verses excellent Lynn!

Reviewed by Andi Chrisman (Reader)
Reviewed on January 3, 2004
gave me a good laugh...we're an interesting race, aren't we? ;)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on January 3, 2004
Hee, hee,hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Now I've laughed so much I have to go po0p. A vicious cycle maybe?
Your a ri0t dear cuzz.
Lurve ya!
Have a Wonderous, Prosperous, New Year! Cuzz you deserve one!


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