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Louisa A Dobbins

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My Pet Pig
by Louisa A Dobbins → (All Poetry by Louisa A Dobbins)
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HOG KILLIN' TIME


Mix the veggies, mash and bread
Slop the hogs and fatten them up
Gather the neighbors
Set up the tables
Dig a deep slant hole
Build a Fire in the hole
Place a grate over the fire
Slide in a fifty-five gallon drum
Fill the drum with water
Open a bottle of homemade wine
Children, go in the house
Shoot a hog in the center of the head
Bleed the hog with a stab in the heart
Place the hog in the drum of hot water
Scrape off all hair
Hang in a tree over a tin tub
Split down the belly and clean out
Place hog on table and wash
Cut hog into parts
CALL THE WOMEN FOLK
Help them carry the tin tub
Clean intestines for packing Sausage and liver pudding.
Save the leftovers and maws for  CHITTERLINGS.
Children, eat fresh fried meat-Go PLay

I will not eat my pig!!!

Louisa A Dobbins         
  

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 Reviews of "My Pet Pig "
Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
If I lived on a farm, I'd be a vegetarian for sure! HA HA! A lovely whimsical pen Louisa! Michelle

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Amen sister, I was raised on a farm and still live on one, and I am not going to eat the pet pig, goat, rabbit, or even the pet chickens. My husband recently killed several game hens when we were going to have a cookout, as he handed me my small cornish hen...I had to ask, "which hens did you kill?" As I imagined the cute little hens that I had fed the day before, my appetite left...I just couldn't do it. I reminded myself of a youngster when I refused to eat squirrel, I just thought that this was horrible...and lets don't even talk about deer...oh my this could go on and on...I loved your write, brought back many memories of when mommy and mamaw cleaned the hogs when I was a little girl...
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Me neither I was raised on a farm I couldn't eat the pet chicken, cow, or the pig I didn't care about the lamb it kicked me bad..... This is very good Louisa....

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
This is quite a description of the "ritual" in question. Believe it or not, it does bring back memories from my childhood on the Canadian northern prairies. Thank you for sharing, Louisa. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Excellent, Victor

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
I will eat pig, just as long as it isn't from a pig I knew! LOL Adorable write!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Neither will I EVER again...after that description...LOL, Ed


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