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Three Ed's, Red and Edith.......
by Karen Palumbo → (All Poetry by Karen Palumbo)
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A swash-buckling lass, come to defend Captain La Belle's Island paradise.....


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                Three Ed's, Red and Edith.......

 

         Now dear boys just rest your sails,
  while ye bickered we moored in the lagoon.
        In defense of Captain La Belle Rouge,
  we are ready to strike on the next full moon.

  The Revenge is next to The Lady Marmalade,
           filled with treasures, ammunition, 
                              ready to go.
                  Me mate Captain Rockham, 
                          bearded and tall,
        goes by Calico Ed and he has a temper 
                                you know.

         From the shores of the Carolina's we
                              headed south,
      to find this very island to bury our gold.
            I heard Black Beard met up with 
                           Captain La Belle,
      wanting to bury his treasures too and
                             jewels of old.

        For Pee Wee's Ark, Jersey Devil and
                              Enchantress,
  land is spoken for; no more room in the end.
 This island was claimed by Captain La Belle,
     we answered the call to fight and defend.

Quit your squabbling, lift anchor and set sail,
          a brisk wind is blowing; turn your  
                            ships around.
           I too swing a sword, my name is
                             Edith Bonny,
     most call me Ed when I walk on ground.  

 Now what say ye, are you all ready to fight, 
        for this island paradise you thought
                               was yours?
   Sea is getting wild, it might become rough,
               of course we could make a deal,
                            you give tours?

    Clean up your act, take a bath and shave,
     we might consider sharing a small space.
       A little building is in order, need those
                                 comforts,
   still want to fight, we will leave no trace.

 

 

Written by:
Karen Palumbo
Photography by:
Robert Palumbo
8/30/2007
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 Reviews of "Three Ed's, Red and Edith......."
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on September 4, 2007
lol. Too funny. Liz

Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on September 3, 2007
Love this write! Great images !.........M

Reviewed by Patricia Bankhead (Reader)
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Very funny Karen...great work
Enjoyed it very much

Love, Hugs and Smiles
Pat

Reviewed by Erin Woods
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
A fine piece of work Karen...much enjoyed...

erin

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
A wonderful addition to the tale, Karen. Well done. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Oh Karen I just love this and I might add welcome aboard, I didn't think so many would join in the fun of our chilling war, Thank you, Loved it.
Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Stan Grimes (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
LOL...very funny, very inventive.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
This is getting very interesting but I Ed's sister Edwina will be there when you all have blown yerselves away to claim the island for my own!I have a deed!hahahahahaha

ET

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
This is too funny, I'm glad it's become contagious, we need that here at AD, love Holly

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Yep, Clean Up Your Act Before It Is Too Late Already!

TRASK

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
I would find it a great vacation spot, perhaps to have a spot of tea filled with a bit of mystery.

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Great! We'll have those Eds in lacy things by the end of the fight!
Lacy Annie

Reviewed by Lewis Findley (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
A Horse is a Horse Of Course Of Course,,, and noone can tlk to a horse of course...... ENOYED THE WIRTE KAREN. Have4 a lovely Labor Day Weekend.

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
My my, another one that joined the fray. Soon we'll have all the pirates of the Carribean and all the ghosts too coming to this blessed island. Victor

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Now what say ye, are you all ready to fight,
for this island paradise you thought
was yours?

We surely are, Lassie, and a Big War Be Brewin, right now. And ye just had to bring Calico Ed into this, didn't ye!!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Karen,
Very good! I want to hop aboard for some adventure, it sound's like a swash buckling time!
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Welcome aboard Ed Bonny,
ye be a sight fer sore eyes,
ye and yore ill tempered mate!!
we be waitin to wage war
like race horses at the gate
we'll make them Ed's our slaves
or send em to their graves

Reviewed by Jeanette Cooper
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
SHIP AHOY! They're flying the skull and crossbones.

Red and Edith strike back at the three Ed's.

Karen, I think this is precious. I've been reading about the Three Ed's and your poetic response to it is terrific.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Arrrr..
Reads me tale and you will see,
That I am on the side with thee.
Looks like things are "cooking" up.
This could be the "Mother" of all wars.....What fun!!

Walt

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Takin a bath, me bucko? We win most fights by swashin our buckles and our aroma takes down the rest. 'Course, now, we are known to be tempted. Giggle! Good one, Karen, and Robert's pic shows a pirate's haven dream.

Ted

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Hold your horses faity Edith, because what you don't know is that La Belle Rouge is already of Enchantress onboard.
In my ship and my heart is only one, and she has taken all.
Georg

Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Reviewed on August 31, 2007
Script writing Woman coming together to a theater near you -love *{Ted}*

Reviewed by twinklewrites at her desk (Reader)
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Very cute story enjoyed

Reviewed on August 30, 2007
*Laffin' Too Hard To Review* LOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Gerald Tate
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Excellent, are you a pirate at heart?

Well done---Gerald J Tate

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Karen nicely done, I guess you showed all those Edd's.Is this the start of something big, wee lass.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
OK Bonny gal..
Hee hee, La Belle has started something?

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
Wonderful defense of Ms. LaBell's island. I hope the two of you continue to embark on adventures. I truly enjoyed the spiritedness of your poem. Bravo, Bravo! More, More!
Kathy

Reviewed on August 30, 2007
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! The plot, thickens: well done, Karen, errr, Ed. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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