The first poem I ever wrote was a limerick. I was five years old. The poem was written for my older sister Anita who was a cocktail waitress at the time AND who came home on more than one occasion a-little-bit tipsy...
There once was a waitress named Lizzy
who was puzzled, frantic, and dizzy
the order she gave him
was due to her cravin
she wanted vinegar in her gin fizzy...
HAW! Good 'un!
Reminds me of a DOONESBURY cartoon: "Did I order gin or scotch?" "I didn't remember either, so I put in both."
Reviewed by Kraig Kirkes
Reviewed on March 13, 2003
Cool limerick for 5 years old. I got one for you:
There once was a writer named Murray
Who tried to write in a hurry
She scribled with pen
Erased now and then
And the words kept coming out blurry!
That beautiful port Victoria
Is too talented ever to bore ya
Her erotic teasing
And humour is pleasing
Vicki the world will adore ya!
Couldn't resist that - love Ian
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Reminds me of a DOONESBURY cartoon: "Did I order gin or scotch?" "I didn't remember either, so I put in both."
There once was a writer named Murray
Who tried to write in a hurry
She scribled with pen
Erased now and then
And the words kept coming out blurry!
Thanks for your friendship. I love your poems.
Is too talented ever to bore ya
Her erotic teasing
And humour is pleasing
Vicki the world will adore ya!
Couldn't resist that - love Ian
Blue eyed fish....
I got a big kick out of
this one...
I wrote a poem for my big sister as well...
it wasn't so cute...lol
I was about 9 yrs. old..
Thanks,
Trixie
about a waitress known as Lizzy. (Smile.)
I like this poem very much. Oh, and your
photo is a "knock out!"