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THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
by Marcus Dino → (All Poetry by Marcus Dino)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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THAT IS YOU KNOW LIKE A MODERN ONE FOR A 21ST CENTURY STRUGGLING GEN Y ACTRESS F LAROUCHE

ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY AGENT GAVE TO ME ANOTHER FAILED AUDITION THAT SOME BRUNETTE WON ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE POSTMAN GAVE TO ME A PAIR OF EXPENSIVE GAS AND LECTRIC BILLS ON THE THIRD OF CHRISTMAS MY FATHER SENT TO ME 3 APPLICATIONS FOR SOME BORING BANKING JOBS ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND HELOS GAME TO ME 4 STRANGE ELECTRONIC THINGS I'D RATHER HAVE SOME RINGS ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS ALOCKI GAVE TO ME FIVE.......STRANGE........ALIEN.............SONGS......... ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY MOTHER GAVE TO ME SIX DUMB REALITY SHOW DVDS ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY KID SISTER GAVE TO ME SEVEN DIFFERENT STORIES ABOUT A BOY SHE MET ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY RIVAL GAVE TO ME EIGHT YOUTUBE SHOWS THAT PRODUCERS REALLY LIKED ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY BOSS PETROS GAVE TO ME NINE EXTRA WEEKLY HOURS TO MY SHIFT ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MARISSA GAVE TO ME TEN LOVELY ROOMMATE SHARING RULES ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS THE GREAT WRITER GAVE TO ME ELEVEN DULL JANE AUSTEN OR CHARLES DICKENS BOOKS ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY BOYFRIEND GAVE TO ME A CHEAP TWELVE PIECE DINING SET I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ELSE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ON THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS THESE PEOPLE GAVE TO ME......... A 12 PIECE DINING SET 11 DULL BOOKS 1O LOVELY RULES 9 EXTRA HOURS 8 YOUTUBE SHOWS 7 DIFFERENT STORIES 6 REALITY SHOWS FIVE......STRANGE.........ALIEN.............SONGS 4 ELECTRONIC THINGS 3 APPLICATIONS 2 EXPENSIVE BILLS.................................................... AND ONE MORE FAILED AUDITION THAT SOME BRUNETTE WON.....

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Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on December 22, 2009

Reads like 12 exciting days. Very humorous writing.

GOD BLESS
Tony

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