I slapped him hard
then he slapped me
well I'll show you, I said
threw my leg up in the air
and kicked him in the head

He grabbed my foot
then swung me round
and hung me upside down,
when I bit him on the toe
he dropped me on the ground

I bounced right back
and forced his neck
into a vice-like grip,
his leg snaked mine, like a vine
I did a backward flip

If looks could kill
we'd both be dead
then graciously, he bowed,
the Karate lesson over
we'd attracted quite a crowd.