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bye bye sweet tiger Lilly
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"Okay you three mischief makers, ya got
yer orders from me,now it's time to
make yer promises, Edvard your first"

"Oh sweet tiger lily,I promise to play the
flute fer ma,anyime she asks,and with a smile,
yer turm pee wee"

"dearest tiger lilly i promise ta pick up all
critters in the litter from my dogs, n get rid
of em fer ma, yer turn jersey"

"dear favorit sister"  'i'm yer only sister nitwit
,get on with it'  " i know it, but yer still my favorit
and I promise to buy  roses  for ma,and plant them
,and never run over her garden agin"

Remember,don't come back with anyone followin ya,
ifn ya do it will be me shootin ya. When ya get
back we'll have a party with all yer favrit foods
i even got wild turkey fer you edvard,dopey weed
fer you  jersey,and all the sarsparilla you can
drink fer you pee wee

"Tiger Lily yore the best"!,  "Oh go wan now go do yer dasterdly deeds,an Jimmy Swaggert will be  prayin fer ya,with me! c'mere and give me a hug,since ya all got clean rags on,an washed up!"

"We, love ya Tiger Lily,and We'll bring ya back a nice surprise!"..."Please boys, no surprises,just bring yerselves in one piece"  "bye bye fella's..."

"bye bye sweet tiger Lilly"

TL;-)


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 Reviews of "bye bye sweet tiger Lilly"
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on February 14, 2009
I can hear, "Three Blind Mice", playing in the background Eileen -- I must admit I am a little outside of the knowledge base of relationships and characters to fully appreciate it -- but your work, tiger Lilly is hilarious -- much peace and love my dear friend -- Jon Michael

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on February 4, 2009
An enjoyable poem,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
Sweet and fun...

Axilea

Reviewed by Douglas Bentley
Reviewed on February 3, 2009

Reviewed by Shedding Light
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
This is a very unique piece of work!!

Harold M. Nash

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 3, 2009
a kool write Eileen
Keep them there "good old boys" in line
Love & peace be with you all

William

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on February 2, 2009
Good write, Eileen, your great sense of humor sparkles in this one!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 2, 2009
Dear Sis Lily, you shoulda ask fer Jersey taking a bath, oh well!...now if them dummies just let usselves in peace...

Din luvin' brother

Edvard the Elder (Ma's favorite!)



Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
All I can say, is yer one brave lady hehe, havin them there Edvars and Peeweeeeee's in yer house....Goodness me yer lucky it's cool there, iffin it was hot, OH we don't wanna talk bout that now do we ROFL..."Giggles" I just blasted my two Young Fellahs here bout pointing down, now every which way at the ole porcelain LOLOLOL, too funny, just the thawwt of it..
Hugzzz Tiger lily, whose sweet smell would've been needed to freshen da air!!!!

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Eileen,
Another romp through the vagaries of strange and funny relationsships and relations. Great stuff!
John

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Thanks for all of the giggles this morning, Eileen...this story is such a hoot!

Carole~

Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Eileen~!

ROTF/LOL - FANTASTIC!!


Hugs,

Lance

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
There has got to be a story here I'm not following. As Tiger Lily you have a strange resemblance to a favorite actress of mine, unafraid to hangng with stooges. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
This is so funny...sure makes the world go round!

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
*LOL* I have so much fun reading this. I love the language you use to write this series.

Hugs,

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
"We, love ya Tiger Lily,and We'll bring ya back a nice surprise!"
And thanks fer givin us yer dear old mule, Sis, that brought a tear to my eye!!

Yer Dear Ole Brother Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ed

Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Eileen,

Seems you're feeling a bit better (hope and pray so), judging from the humor in these lines - well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Ah you broke my heart apart with so much lovin, and prayin with swaggert tha laggart and all, I could'nt help, being a good christian and all, to share some lovin of the lord myself and have them pardoned for their mischievs, ah you broke my heart, I can't handle it any more, at so at so much lovin to be sore, I'll raise those little horny MOosies myself, not chase them for the money, I don't know about Rose though, can't find hers nowhere, and Fee, I think he's cool he'd rather drink his tea, so anyway to make a long story short , our chasing them, we will aboard, Bless ya and Hugs from us Canucks! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Hilarious, Eileen; you're a superstar! Very well penned; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
As long as I don't gotta promise to take a bath, thanks sweet sister dear...oh and I will be stopping by, alone, well with Rufuz, to sample some of that dopey weed someday in the not so distant future, just gotta dump the other two pain the rears...Ed/Jersey

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
You are really somethin Tiger Lil really something...how in the world were you born in that family...they are lovable but oh, they are so mischievious...GREAT WRITE you dear sister...Love and hugs, Bonnie

Reviewed by Stan Grimes (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
Very well done Eileen...I smiled the entire time I read this. I have tiger lillies in the front yard and they won't leave. Believe me, I've tried to send them off.


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