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Phew! No Internet!!
by George E Thompson → (All Poetry by George E Thompson)
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This is just poking fun because I "sometimes" like to be lighthearted instead of moody... Enjoy

Blessed be the ESC key
cause I don’t have to worry
about getting out of ‘hot spots,’
since I’ve got what I’ve got.

There’s no need to DELETE
‘cause I’m here—God anointed my feet.
SPACEBAR is useless now
since I’m free from how
I used to move around.

On my own!!


CAP LOCK was used to shout
at others so I could have just one more bout—
there’s total peace in ‘lowercase,’
and now I don’t have to save face.
 

SHIFT doesn’t work for me
since I’m HOME and certainly free!


 

(c) 2006, George E Thompson

 
 


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 Reviews of "Phew! No Internet!!"
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on June 6, 2007
Enjoyed this lighthearted write my friend, very clever!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
So cute and very lively. Lighthearted!! Way to go.....Enjoyed!

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
I was lucky to find the power button, now what do I do? Great write!

Thanks,
Dan

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
George,
It took me two years to find the ANY key...LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Barbara Mercer
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
Delightful George!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
Excellent write George!I like your humor ;-). Sometimes it is freeing
to be away fron the internet!

ET

Reviewed on June 2, 2007
Tell me about it, George. We don't have the Internet either; only way I can get it now is come to the library, and then it's only for an hour. Not good for a writer! I need my Internet!! :)

Reviewed by K. Mulroney
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
You have the "puter savvy" down my friend!


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