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Ode To Arthur..(with a WARNING)
by Kristian L Mahrling-Harding → (All Poetry by Kristian L Mahrling-Harding)
  
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You bear down on me
As I try to rise from the bed
Sadisticly holding me at bay
I- restraining the desire to move
Against you

The bondage of my hands
Strapped by the hips
As you tear down my thighs
Closing my eyes
With your searing grip down my spine

I've tried to be rid of you
Done what I could
Even ..run
But it did now good
You just follwed me, like an evil stalker

You're a cad....Arthur
The worse kind
Cruel, as you are
On body and mind
As you sieze me

Watch out..my friends
For Arthur is not faithful to me
He swings both ways
On the gender scale
Dominating....distructive....obscene

Subtle, at times
But his iron grip can be
A force to reckon with
Finding your moans and groans
His anthem

Your screams
His delight
Look for him to visit
Like a phantom in the night
And know him by his name
Arthur-Itis

*if i didn't laugh at it i'd cry. it can be a real chore to get up at times and though the condition is not funny at all..you know me...make light of stuff that makes me uncomfortable. i should really write one about beets..but i gag on the thought! *wink*
hugs...love and lots of good stuff.....k

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 Reviews of "Ode To Arthur..(with a WARNING)"
Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Reviewed on June 27, 2002
Why do I enjoy your writes so much? The optimism displayed in the reality of life...you can turn mundane pain into a sensual play of words and in such a clever way. The beauty of writing is to elicit emotion and you have consistently done that.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on June 27, 2002
Great write... Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Tomas Ughdair (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2002
Hi Krissy,
I am in so much pain I dont whether I am laughing or crying.
That was a corker(they say things like that in Ireland,nobody has a clue what they mean)
Tell Arthur to stop pinching my Celecoxib.
Love,
Tomas.

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on June 27, 2002
sad, but very funny, nice twist

Reviewed by Kathy (Aislin) Bailey (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2002
oh krissy...i do love your sense of humor. i thought, for a moment you were writing about my silly dog (arthur)...when you got to the last part, i just about wet my pants i was laughing so hard. good one, gal.
love ya loads
tw 2 Kate

Reviewed by Sharon Williamson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2002
You had me on this one. Great write my friend,
Sharon;)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on June 27, 2002
Excellent and funny.
Best wishes always
from
kay.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 26, 2002
he sure knows how to work his way in ;)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 26, 2002
Krissy you are a gem...arthur knows everyone that lousy profligate...;-)

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on June 26, 2002
krissy i hope you don't let 'him' get the best of you. Scada was just laughing at me because i hate beets with a passion so i make myself eat them. frued would have loved that one...

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on June 26, 2002
Very cleverly done. I liked this one very much. BTW, Mr. Itis pins down my knees on occasion!


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