1. Do NOT lift covers before striking a match!

2. They are NOT M&M's..Often melting in your hands,
long before you get them to your mouth.

3. Contents under extreme pressure: DO NOT keep
near open flame!

4. Sleep is only a pre-requesite IF there is no Boxing,
Football, Soccer, Nascar, Hockey, Cricket, OR
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Competitions.

5. Though a remote control is not included, it will
become an extra appendage.

6. Gravity- to a man= The hair on their heads,
eventually, migrates and accumulates
elsewhere on his body...ie..ears, nostrils, back..
etc.........

7. Never (and this bears repeating) NEVER mix more
than 2 men with alchohol, religion or politics. The
combination is not only volitile..it has been known
to start wars in 3rd world countries.

8. Do not, under any circumstances, let him do the
laundry, if your best wool suit is in it.

9. When he is sick- Naturally assume that that big
strong, macho provider will amaziingly transform
into a sniveling 4 year old who will need constant
care and assurance that he will NOT die from a
summer cold.

10. Most of all- Learn the the art of compromise
He will always assume he is right- let him-
What harm will it do?
Let's face it girls...We have MOST of the money
and All of the 'bootie'....We know where the
power lies.

*one last note....if he offers to do the dishes...put the dog out and direct your man to the soap and water. your friends and family will thank you........with love.....k