kitty has hissed until kitty s hisser is sore
kitty hates the dog with all kitty is and more
that dang stupid mutt is cramping kitty s style
that dang stupid mutt s gon be dead after while
all kitty was doing was taking a short nap
then kitty s rudely awakened by dog s big yap
kitty furred out kitty s eyes absolutely huge
fear poured through kitty s bloodstream just like a deluge
kitty did it again kitty peed on the rug
dang stupid dog kitty hates that dang doggy s pug
kitty wants to cuss kitty commences to spit
when the owners see the rug kitty will be hit
then doggy starts chasing kitty around the room
then the owners come in yell with impending doom
oh look at the rug the kitty s done it again
that s when doggy bites kitty s tail dog s emboldened
mrrrowwwwww hiiiissssss kitty had never made such a sound
slapped doggy until the doggy s eyes rolled around
kitty learned martial arts from a real ninja cat
kitty advanced to black belt kitty just like that
watch out cause kung fu kitty is on the warpath
kitty won the fight kung fu kitty kicked dog s ath. :) (SORry!!)