Ah ha is what I say to thee,
I’m an Eagle yes siree.
A whole nation looks up at me,
Because I’m so pretty, don’t ya see?
If old Ben Franklin had gotten his way,
You’d be having me for Thanksgiving day.
Instead of my stupid cousin the lowly Turkey.
Besides, whoever heard of “Eagle Jerky?”
In winged flight I'm so majestic,
Forget I’m almost anorexic.
I’ll eat anything left around,
Unlike that Turkey on the ground.
Yep, if old Ben had gotten his way,
We’d be having Eagle day.
But Turkeys stayed there on their feet,
Plus, they have a lot more meat.
Whoaa, what a stark detailed piece of nature!
A Blessing for us to share!
In view is what I say to you!
Blessings abound in all these humorous fun lines1
Warm hugs and Warmer love, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
Eagle Roast Dinner eh, hmmmmm I wouldnt want to be the one trying to shoot the likes of him haha, he aint NO TURKEY!
What was Ben Franklin thinkin.
Our nations emblem is the Kangaroo and the Emu...Both will kick yer head in LOL, something in that, not sure what, hmmm LOLOL.
Funeeeeee mate!
Hugs Ch'erie
Enjoy your Turkey!!
Good look back at history and to the exquisite bird we all love, TURKEY Good old Ben was a wise old man but I'm glad they didn't follow up on his suggestion.
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
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A Blessing for us to share!
In view is what I say to you!
Blessings abound in all these humorous fun lines1
Warm hugs and Warmer love, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
STay Positive!
What was Ben Franklin thinkin.
Our nations emblem is the Kangaroo and the Emu...Both will kick yer head in LOL, something in that, not sure what, hmmm LOLOL.
Funeeeeee mate!
Hugs Ch'erie
Enjoy your Turkey!!
Be safe,
Karen
Georg
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!
Sandie May Joyce :o)
I love my turkey
anyway who would want to eat a meat eating Fowl
I rather the seed eater,
Peace be with you
Happy Thanksgiving
William
The Eagle has spoken.....uhuh!!
Love Tinka
Larry
Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
Fee
Turkeys drown themselves when it rains.
Love,
Susan
Great write Walt. Don't get overstuffed!
R~
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Happy Thanksgiving; hope your day doesn't turn out to be a turkey! LOL
Beautiful illustration and excellent write.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Happy Turkey day. Kathy