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Connecticut
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Dashing through the snow Almost broke my neck! O'er fields I go This weather makes me sick! Snowing all month long Never gonna stop! Get in my car to drive away And it won't even start! Oh, Connnecticut, Connecticut! What a place to be! What the Hell am I doin' here?!!! It must be insanity! Day or two ago I thought I'd take a drive Tires almost bald! Started to slip and slide! Terror on my face! Could not stop in time! Slammed right into a huge snow bank! Thank GOD I'm still alive! Connecticut, Connecticut! What a place to be! What the Hell am I doin' here?!!! It must be insanity! So you better get out! Whatever you do! Cause if you don't! I'm warning you! You'll most likely DIE in Connecticut!!!!!

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Reviewed by Ken Kupstis

Reviewed on April 5, 2002

Yes, damnit, YES!!! NOW the truth can be told!!! Speaking as someone raised in that Purgatory, I can only AGREE. And if YOU get a chance to visit Connecticut (especially in the winter), change your mind and DON'T. (Thanks for including this one, Red)
Best, K.K.

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on April 5, 2002

Hahaha!!!!! Great venting poem!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Trixie Love

Reviewed on April 5, 2002

Hi Lisa,
LOL...sounds like
Murphys law...

*Trixie*

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