THE WEE

SHE’S ONLY GOING FOR A TINY WEE

IN THE TOILET BOWL TO PEE

WHAT DID SHE SEE

SOMEONE HOOKED UP TO THE WEB

NEAR THE WATER YET

WAS IT DANGEROUS? YOU BET!

THOUGH SHE WAS IN A HURRY

BENT OVER THE BOWL WITH HER FURRY

NO FAVOURS FROM THE SPIDER DID CURRY

HE YELLED MADAM PLEASE

STOP ALL THAT DRIZZLE AND DREEZE

THAT’S COMING OUT OF YOUR CREASE

DID SHE IGNORE HIM? NOT ON A DARE

NOW HER BUM IN THE AIR NOT LOOKING FAIR

FOUND SOMETHING WITH HAIR

YOU PERVERT SHE YELLED

WHILE THE CREATURE SHE FELLT

A BLOW WITH THE BACK OF HER HAND SHE DEALT

THE SAD LITTLE CREATURE NOW CRIPPLED FOR LIFE

THREE LEGS BROKEN SPUN AWAY FROM STRIFE

SHE MIGHT COME BACK WITH A KNIFE

INTENSITY AND RAGE SETS THE NEXT STAGE

AS SHE RUNS OUT THE DOOR NOT REASON DID GAGE

TO LATE THE DOOR DIDN’T WAIT AND SLAMMED IN ITS CAGE

IRRATE NOW, SHE YELLED YOU LITTLE..

AS HE SPUN A NEW WEB WITH HIS SPIDDLE

RIGHT THERE ON THE FLOOR DID SHE PIDDLE

NOT AMUSED BY HER INCLINATION SO ODD

THE LANDLORD UPPED HER RENT RIGHT ON THE SPOT

AND WENT OUT AND BOUGHT HER A POT.

THE MORAL OF THIS GORY STORY

PEE ON THE WEB

AND YOU END UP ON POT

16/08/2007