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These are nuts!
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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confluences , but why did I say yes?

 

These are nuts!
 
Now that I’ve had some time,
To give my brain a rest,
That at first I thought benign,
Or even an angelic jest,
It seems to have jelled, and although light.
Into a pudding dish,
That even I, ravenous in appetite,
Could eat through it wish,
Now it seems this fluke, this ruse,
Or whatever else it be,
Lead me, my talents to abuse,
And this, no less, for free,
Now I thought it through,
Given time to ponder,
Helplessly I have to do,
What I promised yonder,
A gathering of little demons in one place,
The gas line bust,
Golden liquid oozed in haste,
Get’ to a mechanic just,
All talk in language I know well,
It’s loud and kraut,
Some among them I could tell,
I knew something about,
And then another, I knew the voice,
Sure he can, I hear him all the time,
It’s a deal, he has no choice,
Just make sure you got some wine,
Oh God! Not you, and you,
What on earth, what are you doing here?
This can’t be true ,
One was my daughter dear,
And then the other guy,
Well, I had not seen him for some time,
He still looked young and spry,
My daughter pointed made a sign,
It’s been fifty years says he,
We have to get back together some day,
Matter of fact next Wednesday if you’re free,
Innocently as always, I say ok,
I heard you still got your voice,
That’s what your daughter tells me,
He’ll be there, she says, he has no choice,
It’ll be good for you, to sing again, you’ll see,
You can have beer after choir practice,
You will like it, you’ll see,
They need you, we have discussed it,
Both, all full of glee,
He is adding up my bill waiting for a yes I’m sure,
I thought what tricksters, Halloween is past,
Did in a perfect trap me lure,
Yes I said and got re-gassed,
Well, I thought with some chagrin,
This should be fun,
In a choir I will sing,
Should I hide or run?
I was sure, I’d get away,
Some fifty years ago,
On my way down to L.A.
Do re me fa so,
But as sure as you can see,
Old sins catch up to you,
Old drinking buddies and dear me,
We started that choir, that’s true ,
But who’d the hell would think it grow,
To fifty some or more,
And in the world their talent show,
That thousands would adore,
Some already up in heaven choir,
Sing Christmas songs up there,
From there my singing will admire,
And if to notes I still adhere,
It’s tough me thinks, don’t you?
To many talents have to share,
And all that drinking too,
Laugh you rascals if you dare!
 

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 Reviews of "These are nuts!"
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
Party time at the Pearly Gates...I'll bring my guitar.

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Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
Singing and Drinking? Sounds pretty good to me. Sing and Drink, On!

Reviewed by Paul Judges
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
Well written

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on November 7, 2008
If I didn't know you, I would say that you are bouncing off the walls and of course you are! ! ! Now, if you are going to get metaphisical with us...keep the wine off the table and go to something more adecuate for personal blues, like dark Jamaican rum, which will cause you to pee from the balcony over those unsuspecting schmucks going around happily without umbrellas. But, you aren't more ga-ga than the rest of us, so, don't get too big inside your breeches. If you wisch to be taken seriously...wear one of those leather hoses and that green Tyrol hat with the silly feather...

Always off from any wall
Jürgen aus Schweden



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