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It'll save you the trouble, Edvard, you old fart,
by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER → (All Poetry by JASMIN HORST E. P. SEILER)
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Pay attention will ya, learn that song proper, and the chorus best not be of key, Herr Diregent, or Deranged, I think it's the later, just heat up the darn place......

 

 
 
 
Of your gleeeeee not take the sheen,
My dearest Edvard Nesfaratu fart,
Dearest friend so near my heart,
No feathers left, the tax man plugged me clean,
 
But heat I need, now just bare skin,
Heat that dungeon real good,
Barbeque or wood,
Not mind my Buzzard kin,
 
But should you even think of this,
For instance, consume my tender flesh,
You gets a slap, if you gets fresh,
I’m not a her, but his,
 
You get me buddy? Let the girls do all,
There’s plenty here to go around,
My meat will you astound,
Their little hearts enthral,
 
Go to it little buddy dear,
Soon it’s time for nigh,
In, your witches fly,
I’ll be among them without fear,
 
But in the meantime dearest dear,
Practice, that song I send,
You know the one, that went,
JASMIN is a real dear!©30/10/2009

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 Reviews of "It'll save you the trouble, Edvard, you old fart,"
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee;-)

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
Hope you all take pictures.....LadyJ

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
A special picked Raucous Chorus will be available to sing that song(?) my dragons hear the first practice and one of them died laughing!
Now about that dear...it rhymes with brassiere and I ain't wearing none, PeeWee is the one with the silky collection!
Tax-man plucking yah? tax-man can't pluck like we do here! Welcome!

EDvard, die Tanz Maschinen aus Schweden


Reviewed on October 30, 2009
Jasmin,

This was so funny! But looking at Ed's comments, looks like a missed out a part!

Mary

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 30, 2009
You just can't help yourself can you??!! And when I started my Swedish Meatballs series, you told me I was too mean to him! And I soon got Banned from His Howloween Bash! Are you tryin to get Kicked out, Too??!!

PS: He hates when guys call him "Dear!"


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