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Tiger Lilly
by Southern Comfort → (All Poetry by Southern Comfort)
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There was a secret hidden behind the Lovely Lady's smile

They called her Tiger Lilly, she had a walk with perpetual Bumps and Grinds,
As she walked through construction sites, them good ole boys, lost their minds!
They would wolf whistle, cat call, till they lost their wind,
Screaming," MERCY! MERCY!", when they got a load of her rear end.
She had cleavage a man could drown in and die with a smile on his face,
She left an image on the brain, time couldn't erase.
Her shapely velvet legs, were long as a Texas mile,
Thoughts of what was under that mini skirt, always induced a smile.
She had sky-blue eyes and hair the color of cinnamon,
Men were always outside her door, beggin to come in.
Her hips swayed to and fro, like a gentle tide,
She alwats caused a reaction, a troubled male couldn't hide.
Noting their dilemma, she gave them a wink,
This caused a lot of stammering and cheeks to turn pink.
The Lady has a secret, she doesn't want spread,
Cause once upon a time, Tiger Lilly's name was FRED!

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 Reviews of "Tiger Lilly"
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
NICE WRITE.

Reviewed on May 14, 2007
Very funny indeed

Reviewed on May 14, 2007
*screech* That ending line...LOL!!!! Funny, indeed...all those poor guys taken for an unintentional ride! Well done, Southern Comfort!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on May 14, 2007
OHMIGOD, that ending line! LOL What a hoot! Very fun write; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Little Twister. :D

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 14, 2007
Shoo girl, shoo! don't scare the stallions and, like my China friend says, "vely funny, missy, vely funny"
Georg


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