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Clint Eastwood In My Bed
by Southern Comfort → (All Poetry by Southern Comfort)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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OOOO I just love it when Dirty Harry makes my day!
I didn't have no FIST FULL OF DOLLARS, he gave it up for free, OOOOO DIRTY HARRY, made sweet love to me! Caressing my hooters and lovingly patting my ass, I whispered," OOOOO MAKE MY DAY!", as he humped away with class! He made me giggle and rocked my world, You can color me a very happy girl! In dreams you can always have it your way, And wake up smiling at break of day! When my lover asks," Hey! What are you smiling at?" I just smile and purr like a contented cat!

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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on May 23, 2007

Now Clint is one of my favorite cowboys.
I sure don't want him in bed with me though, hee, hee.
Go read my "Wish I were a cowboy." There is a sketch of
clint I did.
Your a delight Southern...
x0x0x

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 15, 2007

A man with a big gun is a man with a big gun, are you feeling lucky today punk?
Georg

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Reviewed on May 14, 2007

WOOHOO, yeah...eh Blondie hehe, definately the GOOD.

Love it
Ch'erie

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