Soon it will be that time again when we Americans go to the poles and vote for a new president! GOD help us!

Soon we will be castin a vote,
I don't wanna be herded like a sheep, I wanna be a goat!
Let's look back at our history,
How some of these Dudes got to be president is a Dad Burn mystery!
I recall one Dude that was constantly , on camera, pickin his nose,
Then he picked of his dawg by the ears, heaven knows!
One Pres, Named Harry, gave everybody Hell,
One Pres. couldn't stay on his feet, always fell.
One Pres, liked to play hide the cigar,
One Pres. was attacked by a rabid rabbit, he tried to explain, but didn't get far.
One Pres. lived in Camelot,
We later found out that he fooled around a lot.
One Pres. barfed on some Foreign Head Of State,
Most Presidents had libidos they couldn't sate!
Some of the Head Dude's actions could make you Ralph,
No matter if they were from the North, East, West or South.
When this silly campaigning is done,
I hope we were smart enough to pick the right one!