Have Ya ever wondered just who you were speakin to?
She works on a 1-900 line,
She is the fantasy woman, who deals with horny toad's minds.
It is like stealin candy, child's play,
The money is great, come payday.
She coos," What can Suger Mama do for you, Cutie?"
As he drones on she scratches her booty.
As he heats up, she picks her nose,
Then she cleans out the toe jam between her toes.
" OOOOO Yes Baby", as she muffles a burp from something she ate,
Then she toots, and the smell makes her want to evacuate!
The stubble on her legs goes with the moustache on her lip,
She can really talk some trash, she's really hip.
She is a HOT NUMBER, her name is Misty Glow,
When his credit card maxes out, she's gotta go!
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Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 2, 2007
"She's a very kinky girl, the kind you don't take
home to mother."
Enjoyed me friend..
Hugs and some love
Ron
Georg has it spot on!!!!!!! That's all these women are, f a n t a s y. Pretty sad, if you ask me: the money may be great, but what about their self esteem, their pride? And those that frequent these lines are probably married and desperate for some action...a thought provoker, for sure. Well done!
I have never been interested in those sex lines; personally, I find them disgusting and demoralizing. But some people are lonely, they are desperate to try anything. Sad. Very well done write, Southern Comfort!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
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home to mother."
Enjoyed me friend..
Hugs and some love
Ron
Georg has it spot on!!!!!!! That's all these women are, f a n t a s y. Pretty sad, if you ask me: the money may be great, but what about their self esteem, their pride? And those that frequent these lines are probably married and desperate for some action...a thought provoker, for sure. Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Little Stormy. :)
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Georg