I hate it when folks make excuses, or look Ya in the eye and LIE LIE LIE!
Dude, don't pee on me and say it's rain,
My Mama didn't raise no dummy and I'm not insane!
Don't fiddle while Rome burns and then say you did your best,
Excuses don't cut it, the puddin is in the taste test.
Don't blow smoke up my ass and then tell me it's smog,
I don't live in La-La Land, my head isn't encased in fog.
Don't talk chit, it makes me think,
That you is one enema away from bein extinct!
Don't say nothin unless you got something nice to say,
Don't gossip, a dawg that will bring a bone, will take one away.
I came outta My Mama scremin and kickin,
No low down sidewinder is gonna give me a lickin!
I attended college at Screw U,
Majorin in fluent Smart Ass too!
So as I mummer this sweet refrain,
Don't Pee On Me And Say It's Rain!
LOve it Gurl!
YOU said it straight in the face of Mr and Mrs. Rude
and you weren't crude!
WArmly, WArrior Lady Spirit PURPLE Sheeeoox
BE SAFE!
STay POsitive!
Love your humor - your sexy words you express with lighthardeness! and more! YOU sends my spirit a sore! into the days of sun and rain, and I come back and you do it again~~~
You are one tough cookie.
I sure wouldn't wanta mess
with you. lol and as Jerry Jeff
sang pissin in the wind...It's
been a long time since I listened
to him. Too long maybe eh?
Oh and I always said I graduated
from the College of Hard Knocks,
so tread lightly my friend lol
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
Stand your ground. I know you will.
Nothing like a woman with spunk...
Lurve ya!
The real Ron...
Smooooooooooo000000000000CH!
Reviewed by little blue angel (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
loved it.you and I think very much alike.love ya blue angel
You're one fiesty lady! In a world where alot of garbage gets talked you get right to the point. Thanks for this refreshing sentiment. Lotsa love, Anna.
Reviewed by Lydia Shutter (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
PattiAnn, your vents are so empowering! Witty and delightful, GF. Thanks for the smiles! Lydi**
Reviewed by Lewis Findley (Reader)
Reviewed on May 31, 2007
O M GAWD SUGAR MAMA . CALL A SPADE A SPADE!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSSSS ^^^^^^%%%%%%%%%% (HIGH FIVES) 2 YA SUGAR!
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YOU said it straight in the face of Mr and Mrs. Rude
and you weren't crude!
WArmly, WArrior Lady Spirit PURPLE Sheeeoox
BE SAFE!
STay POsitive!
Love your humor - your sexy words you express with lighthardeness! and more! YOU sends my spirit a sore! into the days of sun and rain, and I come back and you do it again~~~
I sure wouldn't wanta mess
with you. lol and as Jerry Jeff
sang pissin in the wind...It's
been a long time since I listened
to him. Too long maybe eh?
Oh and I always said I graduated
from the College of Hard Knocks,
so tread lightly my friend lol
Nothing like a woman with spunk...
Lurve ya!
The real Ron...
Smooooooooooo000000000000CH!