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Avast! Ye Balck-Hearted Pirates, florsam of the sea,
Captain LaBelle and her lusty crew, claim the Island and that be the way it be!
This here be Nibbens Larue!
A loyal subject of Captain LaBelle's crew!
We fly our flag proudly, The Jolly Titties, dances in the wind,
We have won many victories and kicked ass again and again!
When we pull into a port, we always kidnap a few lusty Lads,
We always give them a night to remember, the best they ever had!
LaBelle's crew are excellent riders, and when a man gets a limp sword,
We gleefully grab the unworthy one and throw him overboard!
We have men in every port, that remember us and yearn,
The poor souls sit and pine, awaitin our return!
That Isle is what we wish to claim,
When we take it over, Belle Isle will be it's name.
Fine Cat Houses will grace Belle Isle,
Where manly men can come to drink, plunder and defile!
Captain Ed, you wish the Isle to be a sanctuary fur homeless Pussy Cats,
We have homeless Pussy Cats, that need a place to do business, so we kinda agree on that!
In one port we picked up Salty Walt, to be our cook and Love Slave,
But he be always cuttin rustys, and gettin his ass flogged, he won't behave!
Ah, a pirate's life be fur me,
I adore rapin, lootin , plunderin and sailin the rollin sea.
I does as I please, aint no man gonna tell me no!
Or I'll Bitch Slap him and make him my Ho!
No man so fur, has been able to sate my desire,
They burn up like wood in my passion's fire!
Ifen a man can make me purr,
I will let him live a day or two, that I will assure!
I gots my eyes on The Elder, I'm fixin to lure him from LaBelle,
I got ways to make his thangs rise and swell!
I will reveal to him, the reason fur my nickname,
Once he dines on my cherry nibbens, he will never be the same!
So now the race is on, the isle is the goal,
You can bet, thar will be more Sea Adventures to be told!
Music: Under The Sea
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Ed the Elder (georg?)
then that much at least I needs not to do
but flog me you might then I'll behave,
for ye know I'm is yore trusty knave
Arrrrrrrrrr
Sir Salt Walt
Newfie Hugs, Rose
G'day to ya!
Edith Bonnie and Calico Ed grrrrrrr!
We'll nibben torture all them Ed's
and make em beg to share our beds
Fee
Delightful write SC
Huggin-kissin
I bet Walt don't do much cookin...
As I've explained to one of yer shipmates, Lacey Annie, we 'Eds' are on an immortal quest, written in the very ancient Book of Ed. So we can't be givin in to very many of yer demands. History Awaits Us!
But we'll gladly give ye this one:
In one port we picked up Salty Walt, to be our cook and Love Slave,
But he be always cuttin rustys, and gettin his ass flogged, he won't behave!
Ah, a pirate's life be fur me,
I adore rapin, lootin , plunderin and sailin the rollin sea.
I does as I please, aint no man gonna tell me no!
Or I'll Bitch Slap him and make him my Ho!
Have Fun With Old Salty Walt!!! We advised him to sail away to Madagascar, but he just wouldn't listen!!!!
Lacy Annie