GOMEZ ARRIVES AT BELLE'S BALL


hello dark, luscious lovelies
gomez has arrived at the ball
morticia couldn’t make it tonight
she’s mopping up blood in the hall

i came for the brew
but i must honestly confess
each lady looks so sexy
in her low cut black dress

i plan to have a dance or two
with all the wicked women
and then we could pursue
all those forbidden things
their mamas told them not to do

any of you luscious ladies
happen to speak french?
if you do come over here
and sit beside me on this bench

you only need to know one phrase
caramia, just a simple oui oui
makes me wildly crazed

come a little closer and
shake hands with “thing”
no not the thing in the box
the one that comes out with a bang

pucker up caramia
give gomez some tongue
if you need some loving
baby, i’m the one

come away with me my sweet
lurch is wating in the limo outside
cousin it and uncle fester
will go along for the ride

happy halloween
to all the guests at the ball
tell morticia i took a stroll
all alone in the graveyard
if she happens to call


10/23/2007 Don Juan Amante