Nice boys stay virgins quite a bit longer;

Respect for the girls what makes them “stronger”.

Do they have fun?…  No, but they do chores…

N' they oft' get paired off with bitches and whores.

Nice girls are “sweethearts” and don’t get much fun,

Not even half naked under the sun.

When at last they get scratched where it itches,

They get married to the sons of bitches.

© P J. Oszmann (2005)

© Illustration created in Photoshop (2005)

Postscript:

Today I feel sardonic and mischievous, hence this piece above and another satire at my Short Stories posted today.