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My Horoscope's Advice
by Ann Scarborough → (All Poetry by Ann Scarborough)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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My horoscope said do something creative! My mind said, “Creative!? Creative, Creative Creative? You could paint in watercolors or oils Stunning landscapes, portraits, modern You could sculpt in metal, clay, or plaster Elegant statuary for homes, parks, and yards You could dance in all the different types Tap, ballet, polka, tango, Latin salsa. You could sing beautiful songs Opera, gospel, rock and roll Then in stepped commonsense! Are you crazy!!! You can’t paint, you don’t know how! Sculpting? Since when can you work in metal, clay, or plaster? Dance!? Your chicken chasing knee won’t support you Dancing in not in your future my deary dear. You can sing in the choir at church but today is Saturday! Singing in the choir isn’t in the cards for today. Try something you know and have tried before Poetry is the medium you could try. Therefore, here is something creative or at least an attempt I hope it is enjoyable and not too cheesy!!!

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Reviewed by Donald Beaulieu

Reviewed on October 11, 2007

Cheese shot? Cheep shot? Can't sing on Saturday? How about we all head down to the Cave Creek Poetry Recitals there is always something going on there. Hmmmmm

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)

Reviewed on October 1, 2007

cute, kid, something different in the cards. Lady J

Reviewed by D Johnson

Reviewed on October 1, 2007

layered between the things you say you can't do is the thing you know how to do. and there, you do a great job. my brother use to tell me that the only reason i'm not a nuclear physicist is that i've never learned how.

keep doing what you do...and it ain't cheesy either.

cheers,
dan

Reviewed by Michael Guy

Reviewed on September 30, 2007

well at least, no "cheesy rhymes" like I would've pathetically added. However, my answer to the call: I'm going to mow the lawn. And, the way I do it is pleasantly unmethodical. What pattern should I mow in today? ummm, let's see? Got it: $ signs: i could use the affirmation!

Reviewed by David Perry (Reader)

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

At least you can poet! I'm good for nothin' but bein' pretty. David.

Reviewed by Southern Comfort

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

Baby, everytime you put pen to paper, you are doin yore thang, and doin it so damn well! LOVE YOU! Sissy

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

I think the Lord gave you just the right medium to use for you always use it to it's best effects. Good one Anne.

Fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

All was beautiful, woman, until you go ruining my dream poem with that final piece of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PeeWee Ed got to you too? get out of the chesse business or you gonna get constipated!!!!!
Neanderthal the Elder

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

Delightful, Ann. Thank you for sharing your creativity. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Patricia Bankhead (Reader)

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

I stopped reading my horoscope a long time ago.
I couldn't be led by God and horoscopes too...lol
Can't serve two masters.
Enjoyed reading...Hugs
Patty

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

Cheese - one of the food groups, and good for you!

Nice reminder to me, stick with what I know --- like eating LOL
Try new creative outlets. ummm, how about shopping?
Kathy

Reviewed by Christine Alwin

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

This is so adorable,,, But, I bet you can do all the others,, never too late,,,,,, Have a Great week end,, Christine

Reviewed by David Hightower

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

Ann, I could appreciate this poem. I've often told people that I'm a poet because I couldn't play music or paint. I think the creative impulse comes from the same place. We just have to find the medium that suits us.Enjoyed it. - David

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

Great writing enjoyed ,thank you...Hugsssssssss

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

A very creative poem, I'd say. And now that you've penned it, even though it's Saturday, sing a song to the birds - maybe a song about cheese!! (Sorry, I 've really got carried away with cheese lately!)

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on September 29, 2007

I call 'em horror-scopes. Mine said: shoulda stayed in bed. :)

Well done, Annie, your creativity shines!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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