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Cantankerous Horse
by pat medlin → (All Poetry by pat medlin)
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Dear Lord...

I know I prayed

begged and cajoled
I wanted and Arab
so flashy so bold,

But Lord...

Let me ask You
as a matter of course...
why'd You pick
this cantankerous horse?


Impossible to mount
As he dances in place...
do you think it's possible
You may have acted in haste?

And Father...

I was just wondering
what made You choose
this ridiculous saddle
were you somewhat confused?

So adorned in silver ...
I can't
move it about,
but YOU placed it before me
so I'll figure it out.

Oh Lord...please listen...

I thought I was doing
this whole thing just right
when I answered Your ad
In the paper last night.

And just to be sure
I thought I'd pray
and thank You for Your guidance
before I bought him today

Surely my Father
this is not what You meant...
I think the devil may have made
this horse that you sent.

Or could it be possible
that I was a little hell-bent
on having this Arab
that HE may have sent.

Remember this story
of my saddle and steed...
for this is what happens
when WE take the lead

Now then....Lord
what'er we gonna do
with this
cantankerous horse?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Cantankerous Horse"
Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on May 30, 2012
This brings back memories of the over-fed buckskin quarterhorse my dad harbored when I was a kid. I have never seen another face more expressive than his, bar none. He spent a lot of time with his ears laid back with an especially sullen pout on his beatific visage. Yup, when he was old and ready to go, he went to the dogfood shelf...just kidding...no really...just kidding....!

duke larance ~ the drugstore cowboy poet
Muskodayn Bishkikee Ziishib

Reviewed by Sandy Hoynacki (Reader)
Reviewed on May 6, 2012
Oh my......Now it is my turn to laugh, Pat. This is too funny. I can just see you now with your God sent horse...Lovely humor on the side of reality...Sandy

Reviewed by Asa Seeley
Reviewed on May 1, 2012
you, with the Lord's help, will figure it out(smile)

asa

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 15, 2010
My other half loves Tennessee walking horses and I have only but met one Arab & he actually liked me, but never would I ride any of them, let her ride, she knows horse's, not I...e

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 8, 2010
Unbridled amusement here. Maybe carrots will help. Patrick

Reviewed by Connie Faust
Reviewed on February 25, 2010
How much you remind me of my longing for a puppy a year after losing my little buddy Corky. Sugarplum was a cutie, but we thought she'd drive us crazy for the first year or so!
I hope your wonderful Arab and you become fond friends before long.
There's a lot of wisdom hidden in this clever poem.
Connie

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 18, 2010
Hahaha! Too funny! This is a wonderful write, Pat...very entertaining with great imagery...

Anna

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 17, 2010
Now girl, why in earth you didn't let the Big Pal in the Sky to win when you two played a game of chess? That He cheat? so, what's new? He can read your thoughts! and asking after that borched game for a horse was the same than asking Him to show His weird sense of humor!!!

Georg


Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on February 16, 2010
lol. I think I like your style of humor. Blaming the Lord. lol. for a cantanderous horse you bought. lol. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on February 16, 2010
Excellent write and message here, Pat. Well done. May God bless.


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