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Personal Fix For The Doldrums
by pat medlin → (All Poetry by pat medlin)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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I slip into expensive shoes
Over neglected pedicured feet
A cashmere coat with red silk scarf
Over pajamas with a baggy seat

Spiffy looking ball cap
Over crazy bed-head hair
Riduculous glamour dark glasses
Over eyes puffy and bare

Conspicuous gaudy gold earrings
Seem to add the final touch

Now I'm ready and camauflaged
To go out to a champagne brunch
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 Reviews of "Personal Fix For The Doldrums"
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Reviewed on June 15, 2010
Love the rhyme and flow, enjoy your brunch.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on June 14, 2010
Where's my glass?

Georg

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 13, 2010
At leaast you have a good disguise. All I got is a Bass Pro T-shirt. Patrick
Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on June 13, 2010
You've stumbled onto the secret behind my collection of ball caps. Nicely said. Thumbs up. Dick
Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on June 13, 2010
It appears as if you started on the champagne before you left for the brunch...funny stuff.

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on June 12, 2010
sounds like fun~
Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat
Reviewed on June 12, 2010
Pat,

Thanks for the laugh! Great

Mary
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