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Exit The Rear
by pat medlin → (All Poetry by pat medlin)
Friday, February 12, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Wake up! Wake up my friend. You're in deep trouble I fear. There's a bee in your nose, a wee frog in your ear and as soon as you snore, from what I did hear, they plan to enter, explore then exit the rear.

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Reviews of "Exit The Rear"

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on February 19, 2016

and that is why frogs legs are not the bees knees
and should only be served to those you hate.
welcome back, pat.

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather

Reviewed on February 13, 2016

Okay snoring is awful! This poem is great!

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on February 13, 2016

A very different poem...coming from you...welcome back.

Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 13, 2016

Funny and weird at the same time! Glad to see you posting again.

Ron

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on February 12, 2016

SO 'THAT'S' WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEE AND THE FROG...I WONDERED WHERE THEY WENT! GREAT WORK, ENJOYED! THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on February 12, 2016

Heh.Heh . . . Gotta love it, Pat, and I absolutely do love this cool write.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on February 12, 2016

LOL!!! My goodness but I must stop watching that show, "Monsters Inside Us". I've read somewhere that we swallow at least two spiders in our lifetime. I really enjoyed this write!!

Love ya!

Jane

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