did ya' ever git
a caller ID
from an old memory
ya' had forgit?
1 a' those calls
late at night
that falls
in the catagory
a' git outta sight
not right wrong
not right right
hell,
not this time a' night
who are you
whata' ya' want
oh yeah
but what
well tell me, hell
whatya' callin' for...
oh...
sorry wrong number
you disturbed my slumber
so we did what?
you wanta' what?
tonight?
all night?
'till day light?
oh...
sorry wrong number
you disturbed my slumber
i would if i could
maybe i should
remember
but, hell that was december
back when i could
maybe i did
you sure ya' ain't got the he'd
wrong
maybe it was an old song
you did before
are you sure
it was me
hell, how can it be
i don't remember
you what?
your what?
you sure?
damn.
ok.
well
hell want ta' do it some more?
why not?
yeah, i liked it a lot?
best i remember
hell that was december
you sure?
hell
i'll remember
this september
that's fore sure.
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