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Rat Poison
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Just having some fun with a story my husband has told over and over. I never took him seriously until my brother, who was recently here on vacation, told me he was there when it happened.. Hope you enjoy..

~~xXx~~


 


This happened to my husband late one day,


A game of pool was all he wanted to play.


Placing his coin on the table and awaiting his turn,


The desire to relax was what he did yearn.


 


After that person’s game was through,


He reached across to take the cue.


Another guy also reached out at the same time,


This guy had a face that was filled with grime.


 


My husband insisted it was his chance


The other man gave him a piercing glance.


Hubby said to him, ‘Now let us be fair,’


The man’s reply was, ‘What the hell do I care?’


 


Hubby continued to stand his ground,


Not allowing this guy to push him around.


What my husband didn’t know at this time


Was that this man lived a life of crime.


 


The man said to hubby with a voice that was flat,


I’m the terror who is known as Dr. Rat,


Well, Dr Rat, I’m not easily scared,


They call me “Rat Poison”, my husband declared!


 


Well, dear Dr. Rat was taken by surprise..


He wondered if this gentleman was telling lies.


He quietly handed over the cue,


And said, “Mister, Whoever you are, I do respect you!”


 


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 Reviews of "Rat Poison"
Reviewed on July 29, 2003
A live painting on canvas of life. "Rat Poison" flows with with wit and grace - bringing a lesson to be shared.

I have learned and enjoyed the reading of "Rat Poison".

"Rat Poison" is a masterpiece for the collection of twenty-first century Poetry of the Masters.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 15, 2003
Very well done Jenni!!

Reviewed on July 15, 2003
Excellent write, Jenni; enjoyed this tale very much! Thanks for sharing! (((HUGS))) and love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :)

Reviewed by Christine Morell
Reviewed on July 15, 2003
Great story and good underlying message. Very well done Jenni
Love
~Chrissie

Reviewed on July 15, 2003
Great write, Jenni

Reviewed by David Knight
Reviewed on July 15, 2003
Brought a smile, but message as well as houmour there, I like it.

Reviewed by Steve Ralph
Reviewed on July 15, 2003
good for hubby, nice story Jenni.
steve

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on July 14, 2003
Kool write
Tough Hubby
excellent

William

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 14, 2003
Rat good story. I like your hubby's attitude.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 14, 2003
I like this story.......

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on July 14, 2003
Your husband was 'TOP DOG'!
YF :)Sandy

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on July 14, 2003
Great message in this write!


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