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No Spring Chicken.
by Jenni Kalicharan → (All Poetry by Jenni Kalicharan)
  
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He picked her up early one evening.


Looking desperate.


Said he couldn’t wait till his wife came home tonight.


Knowing she was no spring chicken,


she decided, “what the heck!”


and allowed this middle-aged, balding man


(on the prowl for a chick)


to take her to his spacious home.


 


Everything looked so wonderful there.


She was certain a feast was in store.


After making sure she was squeaky clean,


he laid her lustily on his kitchen table,


Her legs and breasts exposed.


looking at her and drooling all over himself.


His hands, unusually soft and gentle


 moistening her body all over with oils.


Spreading her legs apart,


licking his lips in anticipation…


Staring hungrily between her legs.


 


Various thoughts went through her mind,


This was one strange pervert.


But when his hands reached inside her


She felt so fulfilled. She felt stuffed!


Things started to get really hot now.


It was THAT time…


She knew it had to come soon enough.


She was ready.


She was well prepared..


She was….


Ready to be cooked and eaten


By this man and his wife..


 


HAPPY THANKSGIVING…:>)


26.11.03


 


 


 



 


 


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 Reviews of "No Spring Chicken."
Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on December 4, 2003
hehheh...well this is funny...but it also is rather frightening...could easily be read as a cannibal poem...heheheheheh....for a minute there, I thought you were having a Stephen King moment....very well cone, Jenni

Reviewed on November 29, 2003
Ha ha..this was funny, and unique!

Reindeer

Reviewed on November 29, 2003
ya got me, jenni; this is absolutely hiLARious! LOL fun write; thanks for sharing! (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D :D :D :D

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on November 27, 2003
This is pure Jenni, Jenni!

Such a good write

john+

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

You did it!!

Happy thanksgiving Jenni!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Cute!
Cynthia

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
HAHAH Yes this is good.
Happy Thanksgiving.

Peggy

Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Hahaha! Jenni, you've got us fooled! Great write, and I love the ending! Heeeheee!

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Ange :o)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Hee, hee, you kind a had me going there.
You have a wonderful Thanksgiving my friend.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Aww, jeez! Ya got me!

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
Lol>>>Loved this write!!
Excellent Jenni!

*Linda*

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 26, 2003
LOVE it!!!!!! Great write.


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