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I Don't Make No) Resolutions
by larry r linville → (All Poetry by larry r linville)
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A little parody for the new year. I Apologize to Jagger and Richards, but no too much!


I don’t make no resolutions
Please don’t give no contributions
‘cause I try, and a try,
And I try to make them
But I only, yes I only,
I only seem to break them.

When I’m watching on TV
And Dr. Phil lectures me
Saying I must make these vows
To cause actions that arouse
He needs to let me be
No no no
Hey hey hey

I guess you now can see
I can quit the parody
You can draw your own conclusions
‘cause I ain’t making resolutions
I won’t try, no I won’t try
So let me just say goodbye
Hey hey hey

Happy New Year!


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 Reviews of "I Don't Make No) Resolutions"
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on January 5, 2008
How right you are , every year we make them just to break them, this year I just decided to do my very best to eat properly and try to take care of my sugars and blood pressure, thats a handful. Thank you for sharing some real advice Larry.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on January 4, 2008
clever use of rolling stones

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on January 2, 2008
Very good, in fact fantastic. So very original and no resolutions here either....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on January 1, 2008
LOL!!!! That rocked!

Happy New Year to you too. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Dark Knight (Reader)
Reviewed on January 1, 2008
well I made my new year's resolution on my blog for 2008-cute poem

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
I love this!!!! You are a very hip minister. Thank you for sharing.
Much peace, love, and light, and no resolutions for me either!
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
lol. I think you have the right idea. Lovely poem. Liz

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Maybe Ed is the only other one who caught the music behing these lyrics..........I surely did.
Satisfaction....Caught Ya, Happy New Year Larry, I for one, are glad you are aboard. We (This bunch of sabre rattlers and sea dogs,) usually take a cruise somtimes in the spring, or summer. Hang around for the fling!!

Walt

Reviewed on December 31, 2007
No resolutions is right, just go with the flow. Happy New Year!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Why make what you can't keep! Love the poem!


Happy New Year!
Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
and a Happy New Year to you !

Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
...humorous thoughts in pen...of which I am in agreement...with those come before I.
yet wishing you the best in this New Year Larry...
John

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Yeah! Larry! I'm with you. Resolutions are for the resolute... and I ain't been guilty of that since I got out of high school... a hundred years ago! I'm so much a rebel, I forget immediately what I want to NOT do. Hopeless and Happy - Bill

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Larry, this is great, and I agrree 100%...(I don't make no) resolutions, neither.

Cheers and Happy New Year!
Dan

Reviewed by John Linville (Reader)
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Many years ago I made the only resolution I've ever actually kept. I resolved never to make any more resolutions.

Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Laughing too hard to review--Happy New Year, anyway--

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
I echo what Mr. Ed has said.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 31, 2007
Hey, Hey, Hey, and Happy, Happy New Year to You,
Those danged resolutions, often make us Blue,
And that danged Dr. Phil, is a real pill, too!


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